Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.
00:01:18 I never liked Christian Bale ever since he went off on that tirade against a crew member during the filming of Terminator 216: Pink Slip (or wtf it was called), but I can already see he deserved the Oscar for Best Supporting… Just 1 minute into the movie and he’s kicking it. Still, I hope they at least shoved the statuette up his ass. #AllTheWay
00:02:45 Raking the concrete with a metal rake!? I love this movie.
00:05:18 Mark Wahlberg produced this bad boy. Told y’all he was cool.
00:12:34 I don’t know where this was filmed, but I want to live and die in the place where every girl, even Amy Adams, wears a half-shirt all the time. #butnotmichaelmoore #oroprah
00:12:57 Navels are the new nipples.
00:13:08 Amy Adams from behind, bending over in short denim cut-offs. No wonder this was Oscar material. Her ass should’ve won best supported actress.
00:16:50 Whitesnake, “Here I Go Again”. Something tells me this wasn’t filmed in Paris.
00:29:09 The directing is killer good.
00:30:51 Amy Adams rocks the [recart]. (Yeah, I don’t know what the hell I wrote there so she must’ve really rocked it hard.)
00:32:43 Amy Adam’s character never graduated college because she partied too hard. I’m thinking this concept would make a great prequel. They could call it The Knock Out. (You got something better? Leave it in the Comments.)
00:42:31 I love the big hair on the sisters. It cracks me up but may be over the top for something that’s not a comedy.
00:48:48 In-fucking-tense. This is a fucking movie. [A week later, I’m as perplexed as you guys are as to what this comment is about–maybe a boxing scene.]
00:54:14 Lowell, Mass. is the mecca of hot chicks in half shirts. Their summer is what, thirty minutes?
00:56:38 The TV show inside the movie is a good idea.
01:02:25 You know how I know this movie is realistic? Amy Adams sleeps without a bra.
01:02:56 Very cool song. Hold on while I pause and SoundHound it. “Strip My Mind” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
01:06:53 Amy in panties and a see through bra. Now I understand the true meaning of Enchanted.
01:06:56 God, if her nipples were any higher, she’d poke her own eyes out.
01:12:51 What a rich movie. Tons of layers. Now we’re at the family layer and it’s just as thick and juicy as the other layers.
01:16:49 Nice AA cleavage. Cleavage is the new cleavage ’cause the old shit was so good there was no need to change.
01:20:06 YEAH! I love this movie.
01:31:44 AA did at least as good as a job acting as the Mom (who won the Oscar). The navel and the cleavage should’ve pushed Amy over the top.
01:32:33 The fucking role of Christian Bale’s lifetime and he rode it all the way home.
01:38:10 “Can’t You Hear Me Knockin'”: Good soundtrack, too.
01:40:28 Christian Bale made this fucking movie. [Bet #1: I bet the could’ve stopped the movie here, before the Big Fight. It’s not a boxing movie, it’s a fighting movie.]
01:50:21 Yeah, I could’ve lived without the long ending. I know it’s the real ending that happened in real life but so what? I’m too European. #SoShootMe
01:50:23 This is the Rocky of the millennium.
- Bets: Made 1, Won 1 (the movie should’ve ended where I said)
- WTF!?’s: 0
- Worth: Hell, I’d buy the DVD on Blu Ray if I had a DVD collection and a Blu Ray player and no internet connection.
- What To Feedback: In the comments section, please give me alternative titles to The Knock Out, the prequel in which Amy Adams flunks out of college for partying too hard.