Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.
Here I am, eating leftover hot dogs and crisps. I’m home on a Monday from complications with an anal probe and watching this shit with my 14 y.o. daughter who’s on summer vacation.
0:00:36 I like night vision shots. Reminds me of Blair Witch or Cloverfield.
0:02:19 The whole beginning was a flash forward. Flash forwards are the handjobs of film making. #LazyWankers
0:02:42 Viggo! Oops, my bad. Aaron! I always confuse those lads. #ChinTwins
0:05:08 He lost his men (he should check the cemetery).
0:07:00 I wonder who the hot scientist is going to be.
0:08:33 Is the grunt an alien because he ate the candy? [He wasn’t. So now we have to ask ourselves why the director insisted on highlighting this moment in the office.]
0:11:11 And of course the wife is pregnant.
0:14:35 There’s a lot of exposition for an action film. I don’t want War and Peace, I want War and War.
00:16:04 Cool news footage video of ‘meteors’ attacking.
0:26:12 Watch out for what’s behind the friendly dog.
0:26:26 Told you.
0:27:39 I hate movies where they don’t show the bad guys because their effects aren’t special enough and they pretend they’re doing it on purpose for ‘suspense’.
0:32:56 Everyone knows when you waste an alien you don’t walk up to him to see if you hurt him. What do they teach these boys in bootcamp?
0:36:32 Michelle Rodriguez! What would an action movie be without him?
0:39:02 I #bet that helicopter is red shirted.
0:39:34 Told you. Never get in a helicopter they don’t put children in. #YouOweMeOne
0:43:32 I guess there’s no hot scientist because it’s an alien invasion and not a natural disaster.
0:45:36 I like the lead female [Bridget Moynahan]. I know her from Sex and the City and 6 Degrees. She’s old as cheese but still very beautiful.
0:47:47 The hot lead is a vet. #CloseToAScientist
1:03:00 Just woke up from my nap.
1:10:36 Field operation on the floor of a supermarket in the booze aisle and they don’t even give the patient any.
1:17:26 More like “Battle to Stay Awake.”
I know you think I got my men killed. They’re dead. I’m here. It’s like the punchline to a bad joke.
Or a bad script.
1:24:05 In fact, this isn’t a war movie, it’s a search and rescue movie.
He got that nasty stuff all over my mouth.
That’s what Michelle Rodriguez said.
1:30:22 The other Marines only joined the group because Aaron said the 8-year-old boy was the bravest Marine he’d ever seen.
1:34:18 When did the sun come up in the film? They went into the building it was the middle of the night!
1:45:42 They’re all going to head back out again and save the world. Again.
- WTF!?’s: Around 5
- When to Follow: Late night with the boys and you’re almost out of beer and you want to have something manly on in case you fall asleep so no one gets any funny ideas.
- What To Feedback: Because it’s been working so well, I’m going to ask the braver readers to Caption This:
And the Big Winner this time is Rodney over at Fernby Films! WTF, Rodney!