Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.
Thousands of feet over the Atlantic and, as there’s no individual entertainment screen on this shite plane, I’ve decided to watch this movie on my phone, especially because Al has asked me to coordinate this with his Booze Revooze of The Hangover 2 which he of course hasn’t posted because he’s a lazy wanker. He was, however, a big enough fan of this one to bestow upon it the “Alkie” for Best Alcoholic Picture, and I must admit to sharing his taste for the mad hilarity of The Hangover.
0:01:49 The phone call from the desert.
Tracy, yeah, listen, uh, we fucked up.
What a way to begin the movie. Classic.
Tracy: You lost Doug? We’re getting married in 5 hours.
Phil: Yeah… uh, that’s not gonna happen.
Then, all of this eminence is followed by Danzig, “Thirteen”.
0:03:46 The desert scene is a flash forward I can find in my heart to forgive.
0:04:57 I have to give up on this, the plane is too loud.
Back at my apartment now and ready to continue this WTF, especially considering it’s 4 am and I can’t get to sleep.
I’m not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.
Or a Chuck E Cheese.
There’s a fucking line for you. #OutOfNowhere
0:08:58 There are a lot of lines that still make me laugh like a high school boy on this my second (third?) viewing.
0:10:56 “C’mon and take it off” song. Don’t ever forget how killa this soundtrack is.
It’s not illegal, it’s frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
0:27:50 The baby! God this movie kills.
0:41:26 After the comedy, the action. This movie has everything.
0:43:03 The breathtaking, one and only Heather Graham.
0:44:59 Heather Graham breast feeding. There’s just some things that cannot be acted, but must be done instead.
0:46:12 The arrest and all that goes with it! How could I have forgotten this? #Roofies?
0:50:26 The stun gun! In the nuts!
Not you, fat Jesus.
You’re literally too stupid to insult.
1:07:33 LLOL (Literally Laughed Out Loud) when they were loading the tiger on CC-TV in the cop car.
1:08:43 One of those Out of Nowhere car crashes. I really enjoy them but now they’re becoming so common, you can see them coming around the block.
1:19:27 I hate to say this as I’m probably the only one who’ll dare admit it, but “Mr Chow” can’t act. But sure, he’s funny. But he can’t act.
1:31:53 I bet, after all the build up about the precious car, that it doesn’t get mentioned again. Ferris Bueller had more balls.
1:36:05 Perfect song to roll the best credits ever with. #BestCreditsEver
- WTF!?’s: 1 (the car / Ferris Bueller thing)
- When to Follow: Watch it when you really and truly need an emergency laugh, but watch it sparingly. The jokes have an expiration limit, for the cease being funny after repeated listenings. I suggest once yearly.
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