WTF: The Hangover

Seriously, WTF!

Spoiler Alert:

Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.

Heather Graham Gives Deep Throat Lessons

Thousands of feet over the Atlantic and, as there’s no individual entertainment screen on this shite plane, I’ve decided to watch this movie on my phone, especially because Al has asked me to coordinate this with his Booze Revooze of The Hangover 2 which he of course hasn’t posted because he’s a lazy wanker. He was, however, a big enough fan of this one to bestow upon it the “Alkie”  for Best Alcoholic Picture, and I must admit to sharing his taste for the mad hilarity of  The Hangover.

0:01:49 The phone call from the desert.

Tracy, yeah, listen, uh, we fucked up.

What a way to begin the movie. Classic.

Bradley Cooper Breaking Up With Renee Zellweger / Jennifer Lopez / Olivia Wilde / Jennifer Aniston / Denise Richards / Cameron Diaz...


Tracy: You lost Doug? We’re getting married in 5 hours.

Phil: Yeah… uh, that’s not gonna happen.

Then, all of this eminence is followed by Danzig, “Thirteen”.

0:03:46 The desert scene is a flash forward I can find in my heart to forgive.

0:04:57 I have to give up on this, the plane is too loud.

"To a Night We'll Never Forget...or Remember"

Back at my apartment now and ready to continue this WTF, especially considering it’s 4 am and I can’t get to sleep.


I’m not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.


Or a Chuck E Cheese.

There’s a fucking line for you. #OutOfNowhere

0:08:58 There are a lot of lines that still make me laugh like a high school boy on this my second (third?) viewing.

0:10:56 “C’mon and take it off” song. Don’t ever forget how killa this soundtrack is.


It’s not illegal, it’s frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

0:27:50 The baby! God this movie kills.

He's tiny, incontinent, and cries a lot. And he's looking at the baby.


What do you say when you’re too fucked up / what does your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?

0:41:26 After the comedy, the action. This movie has everything.

0:43:03 The breathtaking, one and only Heather Graham.

She's so far out of my depth i get the bends just looking at her.

0:44:59 Heather Graham breast feeding. There’s just some things that cannot be acted, but must be done instead.

Breast Feeding Time at the Zoo

0:46:12 The arrest and all that goes with it! How could I have forgotten this? #Roofies?

0:50:26 The stun gun! In the nuts!

Not you, fat Jesus.



You’re literally too stupid to insult.

Thank you.

"What does S-E-Q-U-E-L mean?"

1:07:33 LLOL (Literally Laughed Out Loud) when they were loading the tiger on CC-TV in the cop car.

1:08:43 One of those Out of Nowhere car crashes. I really enjoy them but now they’re becoming so common, you can see them coming around the block.

1:19:27 I hate to say this as I’m probably the only one who’ll dare admit it, but “Mr Chow” can’t act. But sure, he’s funny. But he can’t act.

Q: What do you call a gay asian porn star? A: Thai Stick.

1:31:50 Candy Shop song rocks, though it’d never be played at a real wedding. Except maybe Al K Hall‘s.

1:31:53 I bet, after all the build up about the precious car, that it doesn’t get mentioned again. Ferris Bueller had more balls.

1:36:05 Perfect song to roll the best credits ever with. #BestCreditsEver

Tally Ho’

  • WTF!?’s: 1 (the car / Ferris Bueller thing)
  • When to Follow: Watch it when you really and truly need an emergency laugh, but watch it sparingly. The jokes have an expiration limit, for the cease being funny after repeated listenings. I suggest once yearly.
  • What To Feedback: Leave a Caption for this WTF Photo in the comments section.
How parents explain to their kids what a threesome is and why they shouldn’t ever try!


To Wheredreamscollide for the winning caption!  Check out the lovely badge in the comments section below.

Left Over WTF (Way Too Funny) Photos

Tracy learns that not only is her fiancé already married, but he's also her father.
"For another 3 minutes of 'Firemen in Diapers', please press '2'..."
"We can totally stiff the baby with the check."
Baby You Can Drive My Car
"Wanna spend the night with the Sexiest Man alive?"
What Jennifer Lopez looks like after a night with The Coop
Sex Toys of the Rich & Famous
Stu Wakes Up with a White Chick
There's no way this could work: my stripes are vertical, hers are horizontal.
Parking: You're Doing It Wrong
The Guys See HANGOVER 2 for the First Time

14 thoughts on “WTF: The Hangover

  1. I’m sorry – this is one of the stupidest films I’ve ever had the misfortune to sit through. It was so totally not funny at all: and what the fuck was with that Ken Jeong dude jumping ass-naked out of the car… risible entertainment at best. I refuse to call this miasma a “comedy”….

    Still, you’ve made me laugh, young Paulie. And that takes skill.

    For the record, here’s my review of it:

    I didn’t loathe it, but it was a stupid, stupid film.


    1. Please, Rodney, don’t be afraid to tell us what you really think. Lol.

      As you can imagine, I’m afraid we’ll have to agree to disagree on this one. Still, I hope your disdain for this opus won’t prevent you from participating in the Caption This contest for this post.

      WTF, Rodney,

      Saint Pauly


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