WTF: Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be attacking a review of Sharknado 3, wading through its depths and examining its chops to see if it’s full of action or dead in the water. So read on only if you’ve already seen Sharknado 3, or don’t plan to.

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“Abe, sometimes I feel like a fish out of water…”

0:00:10

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Dr. Hell No

0:00:56 Agents Devoreaux (singer/song writer Ne-Yo) and Argyle (ESPN ‘journalist’ Michelle Beadle) collect Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) in Washington D.C. He’s easier to pick up than syphilis in a Parisian bar.

0:01:43 Oh no! A massive protest for and against sharks blocks the road! But which side of the debate would you be on?

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A free demonstration

0:04:27 The President of the United States, Marcus Robbins (bad actor and Shark Tank ‘shark’ investor Mark Cuban), awards Fin the Presidential Medal of Freedom. While receiving it, Fin grimaces as though it’s being pinned somewhere other than his lapel.

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“This is worse than working on 90210!”

0:04:36

Journalist: What’s you opinion of the shark storms, Madame Vice President?

Vice President Sonia Buck (Ann Coulter): I feel for the sharks, but they’re wrecking our schools, our hospitals, our roads…

0:05:14

Fin: Madame Vice President, this is my brother-in-law, Martin (Mark McGrath).

Martin: I’m the good looking one.

WTF!? Who says this of an in-law?

0:06:08 Robert Klein makes a reappearance as the Mayor of New York, and inducts Fin as the first member of the Order of the Golden Chainsaw, with a statuette containing a detachable, working gold chainsaw – to cut through all the B.S. 

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MFW I begin questionning the life choices that brought me here

0:06:29

Jackie Collins: Hi, I’m Jackie Collins and I know your wife wrote a book (and it was very good), but you, you have a great story to tell and I want to be the one to tell it. Here’s my card, and call me.

April Wexler’s book, How to Survive a Sharknado, reads like a page out of a manual for the Samsung Galaxy Tab.

0:06:58

They used to call me a shark, but now I’m looked upon as a beacon of hope, a symbol of change.

President Marcus

Reference to Mark Cuban’s time on Shark Tank as a ‘shark’ investor. A U.S. President ex-reality star is one of the more believable things in this film.

0:08:18 Ne-Yo is the first casualty of Sharknado 3 when a mini-Sharknado pulls a great white out of the Potomac and hurls it through the window of his vehicle. The first WTF!? of this film is a small one: the Potomac is freshwater, as fresh as saucy lad on his third lager.

0:08:28

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Monumental disaster

0:09: Sharks rain down in through the stained glass ceiling of the White House. This is not the first time sharks have been in the White House, however, and frequently they even live there.

0:09:46 Martin and the Vice President Buck surf past the sharks using original presidential portraits.

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Aussies aren’t the only ones who can surf with sharks

0:10:22

Mr Shephard, this literally is one of the most secure areas on the face of the earth.

Secret Service Agent at the door to the Presidential bunker

He should know better than to say this in a Sharknado film.

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Looks fishy to me

WTF!? How did the sharks get into the Presidential bunker and, once they got there, how did they learn to fly?

0:10:53

Fin: I thought your policy was to save the sharks…

President Robbins: Nobody attacks my house. This time it’s personal.

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“Let’s kick some tail!”

0:11:42

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That blew up in his face

0:12:42 The Washington Monument (the tall, pointy one), weakened by the shark attacks, is broken off and hurled at the White House, destroying it but not the President and Fin who are standing just next to it. Evidently, one only need be outside a collapsing building to be safe from its destruction.

0:12:57

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The President finally got the point

0:13:26

Fin: God Bless America.

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Fish kebab

0:13:28 The best made part of the film may well be the opening credits.

0:15:02 In Orlando’s Universal Studio Theme Park, Fin’s pregnant wife, April Wexler (Tara Reid), is walking with her mother (Bo Derek as May Wexler) and her daughter, Claudia Shephard (Ryan Newman). It’s Claudia’s 18th birthday, and her grandmother passes her a wad of cash as though they’re playing ‘Pay the Hooker’.

[N.B. Be careful, Ms. Newman is actually 17 years old, so keep your thoughts to yourself, you pervs.]

15:03

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“It usually takes me 6 hours to get this many one dollar notes!”

In other news, Claudia Shephard has bought the right anti-ageing cream.

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Claudia Shephard #1 (insert) and #3 (background)

[N.B. Claudia in Sharknado was played by Aubrey Peeples who is 5 years older than Ryan Newman, Claudia in this version. This means that Claudia was 20 in the first film and 17 years old in this one. WTF!?]

0:17:02 American news presenters are in Washington D.C., reporting from the scene of the worst Sharknado “since the first formation two years ago”, yet instead of reporting live from the destruction, they go to two old biddies in Florida drinking wine who only say that there is no rain in Orlando. WTF!?

0:22:06

Fin: Great. Fognado.

Fin drives through a Sharknado on his way from Washington to Florida to be with his family. The journalists don’t report on this storm either because Sharknados are now as commonplace as cold sores on a Kardashian or because they can’t see it through all of the CGI smoke.

0:22:12 My favourite character from the original Sharknado returns: Nova Clarke, as played by Cassie Scerbo.

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Head over heels for Sharknado

0:23:15

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Nova reminds Fin that, unlike his wife, she still has both her hands

0:27:18 Nova and her sidekick Lucas Stevens (Frankie Muniz, TV’s Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle) travel around the country fighting Sharknados. They’ve learned that Sharknado sharks can live in clouds and eat birds. #NoSeriously

Sharknado sharks, they eat something that regular sharks don’t: birds. And look, this one…[opens an ice chest]…on this one, we found ice. They’re staying up in the clouds for long periods of time. They’re surviving up there, Fin.

0:27:51 April, who lost her hand in Sharknado 2, struggles to put a glove on her bionic fingers.

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April looks like she needs a hand

0:28:45 Fin decides to travel down to Orlando with Nova and Lucas.

Fin: There’s less safe ways I can get down there.

But not more grammatically incorrect ways. #ThereAre #Fewer

Also amusing is the thought that Nova had a crush on Fin back in Sharknado but then changed to have a crush on his teenage son. Who has enlisted in the military, so she has a crush on Fin once more. Nova runs in that family like insanity.

0:30:12

Sharknado 3 15 SC Nova needs spelling practice (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Splng lssns

0:30:34 A shark plummets out of the blue (literally – you should see the sky), goes down a water slide and into the pool at Orlando. Apparently slides are built more solidly than scripts nowadays.

0:34:06 The excess sunshine has brought down a bridge, making passage for Fin, Lucas and Nova impossible.

0:36:21

Nova: Merging Sharknados?

Lucas: Sharkicane.

What if a shark runs for president? Sharkican! And if it loses? Sharkican’t. And if it’s an unpleasant female? Sharkic– Nope. Not on my site.

0:39:52 Lucas blows up the camping car he hunts Sharknados in, and the explosion makes the storm stop. If this is all it takes, I’m wondering why don’t they just set off explosions wherever there’s a Sharknado?

39:26

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Lucas is half the man you are

0:42:08 The United States Air Force give Fin and Nova a fighter aircraft in which to fly to Florida. I think this is something the USAF have already done with Iran and Bin Laden at different points in history, so how could this go wrong?

0:42:44 I would’ve speculated as to why they continue the motorcar race during a Sharknado storm, but from what I understand of NASCAR fans, this is not unusual.

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Crash course

0:44:30 Nova and Fin crash their plane into a Universal Studios river and their clothes fly off faster than the jet.

0:44:30 & 38

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Their wardrobes match their head contents…
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Next to nothing

0:47:25 Claudia’s best friend (Blair Fowler as Jess) is eaten, making her a secondary roll.

0:49:57

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Wet Wedding

0:50:44 WTF!? They’ve decided to hide inside the Universal Globe? But it’s as empty as their heads!

0:51:03

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The weather is so good, we could die of happiness!

0:52:00 The globe is thrown by the tornado atop some sort of tower. At least someone’s having a ball.

0:52:54 Nova discusses plans to destroy the merging Sharknados.

Nova: For this one, we’re probably going to need NASA.

Fin: NASA?

Nova: Yeah, we need to create a tower of flames 60 miles high and burning at temperatures hotter than the surface of the sun.

Yes, where could this go wrong? WTF!?

0:58:12 In order to destroy the storm, Fin convinces his father, retired NASA astronaut Gilbert Grayson Shepard (David Hasselhoff), to let him use the secret military space shuttle. I wonder if they keep that in Area 52…

1:01:59

Nova: Your dad sent me to give this [bag] to you. I think he has a crush on me.

Oh that Nova! She just loves a good flocking from those Shephards.

1:02:11

Nova [to Fin]: Hey, I’ve been meaning to tell you, I think you’re going to make a great father this time.

WTF!? “This time”?

1:03:27 To the tune of a bad AC/DC cover band. [‘I’m a Badass’ by ? — does anyone have a clue as to who this band is?]

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Astronut

1:05:37

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This film is a take off

1:06:24 WTF!? Because there is only 30 seconds before lift-off, it’s easier to get April suited up and into the capsule than it is for her to walk out of a door?

1:07:34 WTF!? Nova shoots a hammerhead shark with a mascara rifle!? #Mascary

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Mascara Ammunition: Applicator license sold separately

1:08:30 Nova flies a fighter plane and it clears the way for the shuttle to launch. Are the sharks attracted to or repulsed by the plane? Like me with this film, we may never know.

1:09:18

Don’t worry, son, it’s just like riding a bike.

Gil Shephard, reassuring his son

But Fin has never flown a space shuttle before! WTF!?

1:10:21 Claudia kisses Billy (Jack Griffo), and young lad she met in the theme park. Immediately after, he’s run through by a shark. Dating a Shephard is deadlier than AIDS and quicker than crabs.

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“This stormy day is a lot brigher than we are!”

1:13:28 The plan to blow up the storm with the shuttle’s fuel boosters fails, so now the team will try to attempt the same with Reagan’s Star Wars program: the Strategic Defense Initiative. It might even be more successful than the upcoming Star Wars.

1:14:08 The chat show journalists are killed simultaneously, with all of the passion and pizazz of leftover rice.

1:14:40

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The Sharknado wall that needs plastering

1:15:16 Gil Shepard must go on a space walk and manually reboot the attack satellites. Fin is worried…

Gil: It’s OK, pal. I’m living my dream.

Fin: Flying in space?

Gil: No. Being your hero.

In space, no one can hear you vomit.

1:17:44 How is it the laser can burn the clouds and the sharks but not the ground? WTF!?

1:19:02 The sharks are flying into outer space and crashing against the shuttle. This isn’t as funny as they think it is.

1:20:12

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Laser chainsaws are out of this world

1:20:29 April is eaten by a giant great white in space, like Nova in the first one and April’s hand in the second. Basically, this film is like married sex, repetitive but unoriginal.

1:20:25 A giant great white shark swallows April. Maybe the shark is sick, because April is definitely a pill.

1:20:45 Fin goes in after his wife.

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Oral Sex: a shark eats a dick

1:21:28

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1:22:51 Yes! This is the spirit that has been missing from the rest of this film. If only they’d had 90 minutes less of pointing the camera at every Hollywood has-been and 90 minutes more of this:

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Yeah, Baby!

1:23:57 WTF!? They were orbiting around the planet and fell to the earth in burning sharks that just happened to land on a beach near their take-off zone? Dead sharks have better piloting skills than many commercial airliners I’ve been on.

1:24:32 Gil is on the moon, somehow, saluting his son, and he’s still not as far out as this film.

1:24:57 A piece of shuttle debris falls and squashes April like our hopes… Or does it? You decide!

Roll credits

Tally Ho’

  • WTF!?’s: 18 biting ones
  • When to Follow: Only during a Sharknado marathon and only if you don’t care if you fall asleep.
  • Where’s This Found: When someone accidentally sharts, the expression on his face is priceless and the way he tries to scoot out of the room causing as little spillage as possible is vastly amusing in a base sort of way. But if the same bloke does that exact same thing again, except on purpose and with the express goal of making you laugh, well, the magic is gone. Sharknado was that beautiful disaster than cannot be recreated, now matter how hard or badly they try. Out of a possible 10, I have 3 F’s to give

3 Fs 139pt

  • What To Feedback: Please answer the survey at the top of the post: Are you For or Against sharks?

All GIFs used in this review were created with the Imgflip online meme generator

[N.B. I used the very informative  as a research tool for this review]

Left Over WTF (Way Too Funny) Photos

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“Oh God! The script was written by a sign writer!”
Sharknado 3 24 (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
“Not without my coffee!”
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Then take costume to dry cleaner

Prints suitable for reposting!

WTF!? did they say?

Sharknado 3 27 WTF say great father (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)

WTF!? do you meme?

Sharknado 3 21 meme Lucas is half the man you are (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)

Sharknado 3 26 meme shark attack or plastic surgery (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)

Cameos

I felt the dearth of cameos really broke up the narrative and put a damper on the fun in Oh Hell No! Proof of that is the exhausting list I’ve provided below. As an Englishman, I wasn’t able to recognize all of the players, so if you know the identity of someone I’ve question marked, please be so kind as to leave a comment!

00:56 Singer/songwriter Ne-Yo as Agent Devoreaux

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Ne-Yo

00:56 ESPN ‘journalist’ Michelle Beadle as Agent Argyle

Sharknado 3 02 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Michelle Beadle

02:09 ?

Sharknado 3 36 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
?????

02:36 Glamour model/professional wrestler Maryse Ouellet Mizanin & reality estate star Reza Farahan as Park Police Guards Reese & Tim

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Maryse Ouellet Mizanin & Reza Farahan

02:52 Blue Collar TV writer/actor Bill Engvall as Gary Martin Hays

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Bill Engvall

03:27 Professional wrestler and journalist Maria Menounos as C.J. Sorkin

Sharknado 3 41 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Maria Menounos

04:36 Anti-gay politico Ann Coulter as Vice President Sonia Buck

Sharknado 3 04 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Ann Coulter

04:48 T.V. Presenter and cheerleader Keltie Knight as Alves

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Keltie Knight

05:25 TV’s Incredible Hulk Lou Ferrigno as Agent Banner [Get it? Because Bruce Banner is the Hulk’s alter-ego.]

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Lou Ferrigno

05:32 Retired basketballer/actor Rick Fox as Principle SSA Webb

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Rick Fox

06:29 ‘Writer’ Jackie Collins as herself

Sharknado 3 05 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Jackie Collins

09:12 Ex-host of Myth Busters Grant Imahara as Secret Service Agent Lodge

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Grant Imahara

10:08 Stargate actor Christopher Judge as Secret Service Agent

Sharknado 3 06 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Christopher Judge

15:28 Universal President & COO Bill Davis as Universal Studio (Orlando) Park Greeter

Sharknado 3 07 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Bill Davis

17:02 Chat show ‘journalists’ Savannah Guthrie  & Matt Lauer as themselves

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Savannah Guthrie & Matt Lauer

17:11 Chat show ‘journalists’ Kathie Lee Gifford & Hoda Kotb as themselves

Sharknado 3 09 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Kathie Lee Gifford & Hoda Kotb

17:17 Real Desperate Housewife Kim Richards as Babs Jensen

Sharknado 3 10 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Kim Richards

17:52 YouTube slapper Blair Fowler as Jess

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Blair Fowler / juicystar07

18:18 Soon-to-be-has-been Vine ‘celebrity’ Melvin Gregg as Chad

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Melvin Gregg

18:41 American spectacle wrestler Chris Jericho as Bruce the Ride Attendant

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Chris Jericho

19:12 Ant-gay, religious conservative Michele Bachmann as pure evil (i.e. herself)

Sharknado 3 12 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Michele Bachmann

19:18 American footballer Tom Compton as reporter Tom Levinson

Sharknado 3 39 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Tom Compton

27:38 NSYNCer Chris Kirkpatrick as lifeguard

Chris Kirkpatrick
Chris Kirkpatrick

27:47 Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian as himself

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Alexis Ohanian

27:52 Radio celebrity Elvis Duran as himself

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Elvis Duran

31:42 Weather forecaster Al Roker himself

Sharknado 3 16 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Al Roker

34:20 Syfy actress Kellita Smith portraying Sergeant Roberta Warren, her character on the series Z-Nation.

[A hearty ‘thank you’ to Patrick, who recognized this cameo and left a comment. I couldn’t have done it without him!]

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Kellita Smith

35:44 One of Hugh Hefner’s lap warmers Holly Madison as Lieutenant Harrison

Sharknado 3 17 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Holly Madison

35:54 Star Trek: Voyager Tim Russ as General Gottlieb

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Tim Russ

37:07 Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus star Lorenzo Lamas as Sergeant Rock

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Lorenzo Lamas

43:05 NASCAR driver Brad Keselowski as himself

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Brad Keselowski

43:06 NASCAR driver Joey Logano as himself

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Joey Logano

45:58 Singing Irish twins Jedward as himselves

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Jedward

46:22 Old chat show host Jerry Springer as Mr. White

Sharknado 3 22 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Jerry Springer

49:57 Game of Thrones writer George R. R. Martin as film goer

Sharknado 3 23 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
George R. R. Martin

0:50:16 Mexican footballer Jorge Bernal as Bernie

Sharknado 3 24 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Jorge Bernal

50:22 TMZ Founder Harvey Levin as Weather reporter Lester Williams

Sharknado 3 25 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Harvey Levin

54:20 Another Playboy lap warmer Kendra Wilkinson as Flo

Sharknado 3 26 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Kendra Wilkinson

54:24 Comedy duo Penn Jillette & Teller as Lieutenant Colonel Style & Major Cassie

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Penn Jillette & Teller

58:33 Chat journalist Natalie Morales as herself

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Natalie Morales

59:15 Human beatbox/ Police Academy star Michael Winslow as Brian ‘Jonesy’ Jones

[I owe a debt of gratitude to ‘Someone’, who recognized this actor and told us in a comment. I couldn’t have done it without Someone’s help!]

Sharknado 3 46 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Michael Winslow

1:00:22 NASA Rocket Scientist Bobak Ferdowsi as Matt Mason

Sharknado 3 28 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Bobak Ferdowsi

1:00:41 Singer/songwriter Ray J as Tom Major (get it? Major Tom backwards)

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Ray J

1:01:31 American football player Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson as Sergeant

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Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson

1:06:12 Director of all 3 Sharknados Anthony C. Ferrante as NASA Launch Director Marymee [could this be a secret message?]

Sharknado 3 31 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Anthony C. Ferrante

1:06:29 Black Jesus Gerald ‘Slink’ Johnson as Lieutenant Jared

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Gerald ‘Slink’ Johnson

1:06:37 ?

Sharknado 3 47 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
???

1:14:49 Politician who left politics because he sexted his weiner Anthony Weiner as NASA Director Regina

Sharknado 3 33 Cameo (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)
Anthony Weiner

1:17:47 ?

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?????

The following are the cameos I was unable to locate. If you happened to spot any of these characters while watching the film, would you be so kind as to let me know in the comments? Thank you so much!

  • Brian Mitchell, football player, as Technician Howe
  • Genevieve Morton, model, as Guest at White House
  • Josh Barnett, MMA fighter and wrestler, as Sergeant Richards
  • Marcellus Wiley, ESPN broadcaster, as Specialist Iverson
  • Max Kellerman, sports host, as Airman Joseph
  • Ryan Kerrigan, football player, Technician Garber

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4 thoughts on “WTF: Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

  1. 34:20 is Kellita Smith, of the SYFY show Z-Nation. She is playing her Z-Nation character. Sergeant Roberta Warren. When she says she hates sharks, Lucas says it could be worse…it could be zombies. Z-Nation also featured an episode with a Z-Nado.

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    1. Hello Patrick!

      Good eye! I shall be eternally grateful. The post has been amended and, of course, you were given full credit. Thank you so much for your assistance!

      WTF Patrick (Watch The Film),

      Saint Pauly

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