WTF: Empire of the Sharks (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be exploring Empire of the Sharks, discovering its points of interest and questioning its subjects to rule if it should be built up or demolished. So read on only if you’ve already seen Empire of the Sharks, or don’t plan to.

Watch EMPIRE OF THE SHARKS here

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WTF: Zombeavers (2014)

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Zombeavers 01 poster (WTF Watch The Film Saint Pauly)

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be dissecting Zombeavers, examining the body of work and analysing its samples to determine if it’s killer or toxic. So read on only if you’ve already seen Zombeavers, or don’t plan to.

Watch ZOMBEAVERS here

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WTF: Avalanche Sharks (2013)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be digging into Avalanche Sharks, freezing each frame and analysing the flurry of action to snow if the film is cool or merely leaves us cold. So read on only if you’ve already seen Avalanche Sharks, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be attacking Sharknado 2: The Second One, exploring its guts and dissecting its heart to see if it was worth reviving or better off dead. So read on only if you’ve already seen Sharknado 2, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Mega Piranha (2010)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be sinking my teeth into Mega Piranha, chewing on every part, and devouring each bit to determine if it’s a sweet film or will leave a bad taste in your mouth. So read on only if you’ve already seen Mega Piranha, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Poseidon Rex (2013)

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Poseidon Rex 01 poster (Saint Pauly WTF)

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be exploring Poseidon Rex in minute detail, unearthing its foundations and digging its sights to determine if the film is in ruins or a buried treasure. So read on only if you’ve already seen Poseidon Rex, or don’t plan to.

[A special shout-out to my talented friend Sir Rodney over at Fernby Films, who was gracious enough to bring this film to my attention. If you’re in the mood for a well-written review, he’s better at this than I!]

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WTF: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be ripping Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus apart to examine it’s guts, dissecting its insides and reading its entrails in order to see if it has heart or is simply hard to swallow. So read on only if you’ve already seen Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Sharknado (2013)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be attacking this review of Sharknado by ripping the film open and exposing its guts for the world to see. Read on only if you have already seen Sharknado or don’t plan to.

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