WTF: Warcraft (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be toying with Warcraft, examining its shots and playing its roles to determine if it’s game or for losers. So read on only if you’ve already seen Warcraft, or don’t plan to.

Watch WARCRAFT here

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WTF: The Neon Demon (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be trying The Non Demon on for size, looking at its patterns and judging its look to decide if it’s a runway hit or fashion weak. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Non Demon, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE NEON DEMON here

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WTF: Captain America: Civil War (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be attacking Captain America: Civil War, penetrating its lines and arbitrating its conflict to declare if it’s revolutionary or a lost cause. So read on only if you’ve already seen Captain America: Civil War, or don’t plan to.

Watch CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR here

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WTF: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be attacking Batman v Superman, taking on its challenges and tackling its themes to decide if it’s a win or for losers. So read on only if you’ve already seen Batman v Superman, or don’t plan to.

Watch BATMAN V SUPERMAN here

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WTF: Green Room (2015)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be opening up the Green Room, invading its space and unlocking its secrets to see if it’s homey or homely. So read on only if you’ve already seen Green Room, or don’t plan to.

Watch GREEN ROOM here

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WTF: Hardcore Henry (2015)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be passionately probing Hardcore Henry, stripping it bare and penetrating its depths to dictate if it’ll turn you on or turn you off. So read on only if you’ve already seen Hardcore Henry, or don’t plan to.

Watch HARDCORE HENRY here

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WTF: Gods of Egypt (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be investigating the Gods of Egypt, testing its convictions and examining its idols to decide if it’s the answer to our prayers or holy shit. So read on only if you’ve already seen Gods of Egypt, or don’t plan to.

Watch GODS OF EGYPT here

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WTF: 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be going down 10 Cloverfield Lane, mapping out its lines and surveying its turns to discover if we should hit that road or if it’s or a dead-end. So read on only if you’ve already seen 10 Cloverfield Lane, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: The Finest Hours (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

This time I shall be detailing The Finest Hours minutely, breaking it down for a second and counting on it a moment to see if it’s time wasted or the time of our lives. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Finest Hours, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Deadpool (2016)

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Spoiler Alert

I shall be diving into Deadpool, testing its waters and exploring its depths to judge if it’s all washed up or off the deep end. So read on only if you’ve already seen Deadpool, or don’t plan to.

Watch DEADPOOL here

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