WTF: Evil Dead (2013)

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If You’re Six Years Old.

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be examining this film more closely than any other reviewer has ever done since the dawn of man. I will be making the funniest jokes that you have ever read in your entire adult life as a reader, using the most hyper hyperbole any writer has ever dared post on the internet, and you will understand this film in deeper depth than any other you have seen with your own eyes, so read on only if you have already seen the shite out of Evil Dead, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Sharknado (2013)

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Sharknado 01 poster (WTF Watch the Film Saint Pauly)
Shark Weak

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be attacking this review of Sharknado by ripping the film open and exposing its guts for the world to see. Read on only if you have already seen Sharknado or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Resident Evil (2002)

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Resident Evil (2002) 01 Poster (WTF Watch the Film)
Play Again?

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be digging deep into the heart of Resident Evil to see what makes it tick. I will lay to rest its myths, unearth its plot, and resuscitate its mystique so read on only if you have already seen Resident Evil or don’t plan to.

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WTF: House at the End of the Street

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House at the End of the Street 01 poster (WTF Watch the Film)
“Hmm, do I have anything more revealing to wear in this closet? Nope!”

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be examining every nook and cranny of the House at the End of the Street, testing its foundations, and exploring its every passage  to determine if it raises the roof or belongs in the bargain basement. Read on only if you have seen House at the End of the Street or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Attack The Block

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Block Party

Spoiler Alert:

I’ve been around the block a couple of times and shall be sharing my experiences with you here. I’ll map out the film and scour the streets ’til the movie is clear, so read on only if you’ve ever seen or never will see Attack The Block.

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