I shall be examining this film more closely than any other reviewer has ever done since the dawn of man. I will be making the funniest jokes that you have ever read in your entire adult life as a reader, using the most hyper hyperbole any writer has ever dared post on the internet, and you will understand this film in deeper depth than any other you have seen with your own eyes, so read on only if you have already seen the shite out of Evil Dead, or don’t plan to.
I shall be digging deep into the heart of Resident Evil to see what makes it tick. I will lay to rest its myths, unearth its plot, and resuscitate its mystique so read on only if you have already seen Resident Evil or don’t plan to.
I shall be examining every nook and cranny of the House at the End of the Street, testing its foundations, and exploring its every passage to determine if it raises the roof or belongs in the bargain basement. Read on only if you have seen House at the End of the Street or don’t plan to.
I’ve been around the block a couple of times and shall be sharing my experiences with you here. I’ll map out the film and scour the streets ’til the movie is clear, so read on only if you’ve ever seen or never will see Attack The Block.