WTF: Evil Dead (2013)

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Evil Dead 01 poster (WTF Watch the Film Saint Pauly)
If You’re Six Years Old.

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be examining this film more closely than any other reviewer has ever done since the dawn of man. I will be making the funniest jokes that you have ever read in your entire adult life as a reader, using the most hyper hyperbole any writer has ever dared post on the internet, and you will understand this film in deeper depth than any other you have seen with your own eyes, so read on only if you have already seen the shite out of Evil Dead, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Resident Evil (2002)

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Resident Evil (2002) 01 Poster (WTF Watch the Film)
Play Again?

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be digging deep into the heart of Resident Evil to see what makes it tick. I will lay to rest its myths, unearth its plot, and resuscitate its mystique so read on only if you have already seen Resident Evil or don’t plan to.

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WTF: House at the End of the Street

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House at the End of the Street 01 poster (WTF Watch the Film)
“Hmm, do I have anything more revealing to wear in this closet? Nope!”

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be examining every nook and cranny of the House at the End of the Street, testing its foundations, and exploring its every passage  to determine if it raises the roof or belongs in the bargain basement. Read on only if you have seen House at the End of the Street or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Attack The Block

Attack The Block Poster
Block Party

Spoiler Alert:

I’ve been around the block a couple of times and shall be sharing my experiences with you here. I’ll map out the film and scour the streets ’til the movie is clear, so read on only if you’ve ever seen or never will see Attack The Block.

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WTF: Shark Night 3D

Terror Runs Deep... This Movie Doesn't

Spoiler Alert:

In order to properly dissect this movie, I shall be ripping its guts out. I’ll basically be re-telling the entire story, except better.

Read on if you’ve ever seen or will never see Shark Night.

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WTF: The Kingdom

Welcome to 'I Ran'

Spoiler Alert:

Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.

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2012-02-25 Where Dreams Collide WTF! (Won The Fracas)

Our good friend and loyal follower, Where Dreams Collide, came away as the winner in the latest WTF contest!

In the Mission: Impossible III post, readers were asked to write a caption for the following picture:

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And Dreamer came up with the following, winning caption:

“Wait .. it’s not what you think! my hands just stuck in my ass!”

WTF, Dreamer (Way To Fight)! Here’s your ceremonial WTF Badge to celebrate your victory.

Rodney at Fernby Films also participated, and while he did not win this installment’s top prize he did make a pretty obscure freaking reference.

“Watch out everybody, Marcellus Wallace got his briefcase back!”

As this is the first caption I’ve ever had to Google to understand, I thought Rodney deserved special mention.

Here then is the Obscure WTF Badge…

WTF: Mission: Impossible III

MI III Inches

Spoiler Alert:

Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.

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2012-02-11 Rodney WTF! Again! (Won The Fracas)

Our good friend and loyal follower, Rodney of Fernby Films, came away as the winner in the latest WTF contest!

In the Mission: Impossible 2 post, readers were asked to write a caption for the following picture:

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And Rodney came up with the following, winning caption:

You know things are tough when John Woo spends more time focusing on that expensive home-brew setup than he does on my boobs…..

WTF, Rodney (Way To Fight)! Here’s your ceremonial WTF Badge to celebrate your victory.

 

Rodney WTF! (Won The Fracas)

Our good friend and loyal follower, Rodney of Fernby Films, came away as the winner in the latest WTF contest!

In the Mission: Impossible post, readers were asked to write a caption for the following picture:

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And Rodney came up with the following, winning caption:

Katie Holmes was only 18 when this picture was taken.

WTF, Rodney (Way To Fight)! Here’s your ceremonial WTF Badge to celebrate your victory.