Warning, gentle reader. I shall be exploring the realms of Middle Earth from top to bottom, mapping every nook and cranny, leaving no stone unturned. Read on only if you have already visited The Fellowship of the Rings or don’t plan to.
I shall be giving The Resident a thorough examination, weighing it’s valor, and testing it’s heart. You’ll be in stitches while I decide which scenes should be cut, so read on only if you already checked up The Resident or don’t plan to.
In my psycho analysis of this film, I shall be exposing my innermost thoughts about my Mother’s Day. I shall rear my ugly pen and raise these questions as if they were my own. I will foster a certain joviality until this film is put to bed, so read on only if you’ve already seen Mother’s Day or don’t plan to.