WTF: Leatherface (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be tearing apart Leatherface, examining its cuts and paying attention to what I saw to see if it’s a hack or a cut above the rest. So read on only if you’ve already seen Leatherface, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Singularity (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be searching Singularitys sole purpose, singling out it’s defaults and interrogating its individuals to determine if it’s one of a kind or one bad mother. So read on only if you’ve already seen Singularity, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Empire of the Sharks (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be exploring Empire of the Sharks, discovering its points of interest and questioning its subjects to rule if it should be built up or demolished. So read on only if you’ve already seen Empire of the Sharks, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Wonder Woman (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be dissecting Wonder Woman, poring over her outline and examining her body of work to identify if she’s solid or dead meat. So read on only if you’ve already seen Wonder Woman, or don’t plan to.

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mother! Explained…for Now [UPDATED]

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be digging deep and exhuming all of mother!, so don’t read any further unless you’re ready to see mother! completely naked.

Note

This post is simply a crib sheet to the film. I shall do a proper review when the DVD release date approaches, but I sense there are a lot of readers with many questions on this film, so I thought I’d address them here. Much of my analysis was gleaned from Collider, Vanity Fair, The Telegraph U.K., and Time, though I’ve also added my own 2 pence as concerns the ending. I haven’t seen this perspective mentioned elsewhere, so I thought I’d publish it here.

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WTF: Colossal (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be picking up Colossal, raising some questions and taking in it’s scope to determine if it’s tremendous or to be looked down on. So read on only if you’ve already seen Colossal, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Berlin Syndrome (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be opening up Berlin Syndrome, unlocking its secrets and freeing its intentions to judge if it’s liberating or should never have been released. So read on only if you’ve already seen Berlin Syndrome, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Raw (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be sampling Raw, cutting it into sections and examining its taste to determine if it’s rare, well done or rotten.  So read on only if you’ve already seen Raw, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: The Sand (2015)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be analysing The Sand, sifting through its grit and surveying its grounds to to see if it’s fine or a dirty bomb. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Sand, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Swiss Army Man (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be inspecting the Swiss Army Man, reporting on its Private Parts and addressing its General Information to determine if it’s a Major Victory or just rank. So read on only if you’ve already seen Swiss Army Man, or don’t plan to.

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