WTF: As Above, So Below (2014)

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I shall be digging deep into As Above, So Below, delving into its mysteries and uncovering its plot holes to determine if it’s deep or just a trap. So read on only if you’ve already seen As Above, So Below, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Into the Storm (2014)

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I shall be analysing Into the Storm by degrees, taking its temperature and forecasting what precipitates to see if it’s sizzling hot or will leave you cold. So read on only if you’ve already seen Into the Storm, or don’t plan to. Continue reading WTF: Into the Storm (2014)

WTF: Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be interrogating Insidious: Chapter 2 in incredible minutia, inspecting it intimately, and investigating its inception to interpret if it’s inspirational or insipid. So read on only if you’ve already seen Insidious: Chapter 2, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Behaving Badly (2014)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be analysing each act of Behaving Badly, questioning its origins and deciphering its motivations to determine if it’s balanced or it has developmental issues. So read on only if you’ve already seen Behaving Badly, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Transformers Age of Extinction (2014)

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I shall be revamping Transformers: Age of Extinction, analysing its transitions and studying its reconstruction to see if it’s transformative or just spare changes. So read on only if you’ve already seen Transformers: Age of Extinction, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Enemy (2013)

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I shall be covering Enemy, checking up on its background, studying its motivations and attacking its positions to determine if it’s worth pursuing or poorly executed. So read on only if you’ve already seen Enemy, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Willow Creek (2013)

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I shall be investigating the video of Willow Creek, examining its evidence and exploring its story to determine if it’s legendary or simply a big misstep. So read on only if you’ve already seen Willow Creek, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be analysing each of step All Cheerleaders Die, looking through its play-book and observing its routine to determine if the film is victorious or a loser. So read on only if you’ve already seen All Cheerleaders Die, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Transcendence (2014)

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I shall be running a deep scan of Transcendence, analysing each byte and diagnosing its program to determine if it is one big error or a screen saver. So read on only if you’ve already seen Transcendence, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: The Raid: Redemption (2011)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be analysing each level of The Raid: Redemption, exploring every angle and walking through the construction step by step to determine if  the film is suite or a big gaff. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Raid: Redemption, or don’t plan to.

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