WTF: Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be disassembling Blade Runner 2049, putting it through its motions and examining each part to test if it’s powerful or a just a bot. So read on only if you’ve already seen Blade Runner 2049, or don’t plan to.

Watch BLADE RUNNER 2049 here

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WTF: Mom and Dad (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be judging Mom and Dad, analysing their decisions and watching how they act to determine if they’re role models or need to be grounded. So read on only if you’ve already seen Mom and Dad, or don’t plan to.

Watch MOM AND DAD here

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WTF Did They Say: A 123WTF Exclusive Interview with the Sklar Brothers

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Potty Mouths

Remember all those years ago when I was an unknown film critic, trying to make my way in this hypercritical world? Well, that hasn’t changed in the slightest. However, I am less unknown enough that the Sklar brothers (the hyper-talented executive producers of the upcoming documentary Poop Talk— in theatres and VOD on Friday, February 16, 2018) have agreed to inaugurate a new section on 123WTF! Ladies and gents, I present WTF Did They Say– The Interviews!

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WTF: The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be gunning for The Killing of a Sacred Deer, hunting down its passages and tracking where it’s coming from to find if it’s trophy worthy or should be bagged. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Killing of a Sacred Deer, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER here

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WTF: The Room (2003)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be scouring The Room, examining its nooks and crannies and testing its 4th wall to decide if it’s accessible or should be condemned. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Room, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE ROOM here

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WTF: Leatherface (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be tearing apart Leatherface, examining its cuts and paying attention to what I saw to see if it’s a hack or a cut above the rest. So read on only if you’ve already seen Leatherface, or don’t plan to.

Watch LEATHERFACE here

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WTF: Singularity (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be searching Singularitys sole purpose, singling out it’s defaults and interrogating its individuals to determine if it’s one of a kind or one bad mother. So read on only if you’ve already seen Singularity, or don’t plan to.

Watch SINGULARITY here

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WTF: Empire of the Sharks (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be exploring Empire of the Sharks, discovering its points of interest and questioning its subjects to rule if it should be built up or demolished. So read on only if you’ve already seen Empire of the Sharks, or don’t plan to.

Watch EMPIRE OF THE SHARKS here

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WTF: Wonder Woman (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be dissecting Wonder Woman, poring over her outline and examining her body of work to identify if she’s solid or dead meat. So read on only if you’ve already seen Wonder Woman, or don’t plan to.

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mother! Explained…for Now [UPDATED]

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be dissecting mother!, poring over her images and exploring her origins to determine if it’s mother’s day or one bad mother. So read on only if you’ve already seen mother!, or don’t plan to.

Watch MOTHER here

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