WTF: Raw (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be sampling Raw, cutting it into sections and examining its taste to determine if it’s rare, well done or rotten.  So read on only if you’ve already seen Raw, or don’t plan to.

Watch RAW here

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WTF: The Sand (2015)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be analysing The Sand, sifting through its grit and surveying its grounds to to see if it’s fine or a dirty bomb. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Sand, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE SAND here

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WTF: Swiss Army Man (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be inspecting the Swiss Army Man, reporting on its Private Parts and addressing its General Information to determine if it’s a Major Victory or just rank. So read on only if you’ve already seen Swiss Army Man, or don’t plan to.

Watch SWISS ARMY MAN here

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WTF: Death Race 2050 (2017)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be rushing to judgement of Death Race 2050, clearing its lines and checking its breaks to decide if it’s a winner or gets lost along the way. So read on only if you’ve already seen Death Race 2050, or don’t plan to.

Watch DEATH RACE 2050 here

NOTE: NSFW! THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE CONTAINS IMAGES OF NUDITY. DO NOT CONTINUE IF THIS OFFENDS YOU.

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WTF: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be celebrating The Star Wars Holiday Special, observing its acts and revelling in its observances to decide if it’s happy holidays or doesn’t have a prayer. So, read on only if you’ve already seen The Star Wars Holiday Special, or don’t want to watch the complete film, included below! Continue reading WTF: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

WTF: Suicide Squad (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be committing Suicide Squad to memory, examining its shots and studying its jumping off points to determine if it’s killer or dead in the water. So read on only if you’ve already seen Suicide Squad, or don’t plan to.

Watch SUICIDE SQUAD here

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WTF: The Purge: Election Year (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I’ve elected to review The Purge: Election Year, and shall be vetting its ideas and studying its proposals decide if it’s a prime candidate or an also-ran. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Purge: Election Year, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR here

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WTF: Warcraft (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be toying with Warcraft, examining its shots and playing its roles to determine if it’s game or for losers. So read on only if you’ve already seen Warcraft, or don’t plan to.

Watch WARCRAFT here

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WTF: The Neon Demon (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be trying The Non Demon on for size, looking at its patterns and judging its look to decide if it’s a runway hit or fashion weak. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Non Demon, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE NEON DEMON here

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WTF: Captain America: Civil War (2016)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be attacking Captain America: Civil War, penetrating its lines and arbitrating its conflict to declare if it’s revolutionary or a lost cause. So read on only if you’ve already seen Captain America: Civil War, or don’t plan to.

Watch CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR here

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